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hanshizoe:

i’m officially done with my sense of humor omg

(via princesashatotherescue)

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jaclcfrost:

u may have killed my favorite character but u will never kill my spirit. or my love for them. or my ability to talk about them for an irritatingly long amount of time

(via thatnoblemoustache)

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guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via thatnoblemoustache)

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vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

(via thatnoblemoustache)

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  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
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lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

(via thatnoblemoustache)

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

(via thatnoblemoustache)

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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(via missdewitts)

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via thatnoblemoustache)

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closeyoureyesandkeepsilent:

Happy Birthday Ray <3
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tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

(via thatnoblemoustache)

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sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me
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sassy-shiny-ivysaur:

why does literally everyone in the gravity falls fandom right now want to fuck the illuminati dorito 

(via wingscanspeak)

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bckybhnes:

"there’s no time for a black widow movie"

"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"

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(via wingscanspeak)

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